How to use young murderers to honor Human Rights!!??

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**This is the best way to use young murderers to honor human rights!!**

Let the  young  murderers to murder the laughing  people who are producing sounds and sights!

then the murderers will honor you to be saved against execution according to the Human Rights!

then there will be enough time for them to kill each other in jails and prisons,

then the survivals  can be released to return to continue their holy jobs!

solving all of your problems,

 by changing  the remaind people to the small bits and pieces,

 or even to the small bites!!

How to make Shadows the Existed Devils!!??!!

castle2.jpg If there were no shadows,how the light could be shown?If there was no light,where would be the shadows?!! But which one realy is?!The Light Of Existence ?!Or the lacks,The Devil Of The Shadows!!??

How to abuse “Tony” by the enlarged “Dick” of “Mary”,to help “Joe” who is starting a war in North Pole?!!

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 These are what you need  to  start a war in North Pole!!!

1)Importing a group of seals and educated westernized bearded ancient Penguins,from South Pole.

as you may know there are  no penguins in North Pole,you are needy to need a group of them being  imported from apposite poles!!

*Note!Bin Ladoon is not shaved enough,Mary Choo(e?)ney is suggesting you a shaved heterosexual Lesbian Gay(!)instead,

a Red Indian from Alaska can be substituted,

of course graduated in Tropics in the hotter regions of the north parts of South Pole,with an uncovered good stick to be used instead of your pole!

2)Importing a group of shaved Bears(made by dear Blair’s),  to help the halfshaved eager Eagles, who can work as great educated  Lesbians with Mery Ch(e?)ney in Halliburton,

oily enough,

who can gas people by Mustard delicious gas, made by Holy Bosses of holy people who are looking like neighbours of Richard Burton!!!

 A small bearded insulting babyface is needed at the opposite side or pole,to look like a baboon,

 an anarchist engineer in Somewhere is needed too,to persuade her(Mary I mean) to gather hairy ones to insult her enlarged father, who is looking like the enlarged ”Dick”(!), to be the partner of “Hempher” to make a kind of Light Deuterium!!!!

*Note:Gone In The Wind  can be useful of course,if it is just  used by “Gone With The Wind” ,

barley or “Rice” ,

without her Cooking Mate Grandma(ow?!),

 to be used in Neo Orleans, instead of  ”Ohara”,

  the  violated violonist, the  whitened  negro !!!

3)A group of Deserted Cross-Eyeds Pilots from US,your mines too,marines as well,

to  be made to gaze or gas (!) at the Crosses ,

 to help a pseudo hung Crossing-Overed Postmodernized Down Mongole ,

 to invade Labanoon or Iroon (!) for 8 years,

just like E-hood Saddoom(!)wanted to do!

well! there can be enough Handsome Idiots like me(!) to start a new defending invasion, looking at glasses to watch baboons ,

 like looking ones who are looking themselves through the mirrors to be watched by the oily ones who are working for Holy(halli?)B(b?)urton!!

(A spare head is needed to be beheaded if hanging is necessary in front of Cameras!!)!  

*Note:Cross-Eyeds Pilots must be realy Cross-Eyeds to bomb North Pole instead of Nevada Desert,as they bombed Baghdoood instead of Ryadzzzz,

 to be bombed by Nagadajia, after bombing Hoorodisma!!

 to save “Hile Hootler”(!)

the Bank of BooooSH grandfather’s main joint owner,

Skull and Bones,

OOOOOOH(!)

 the grandparents of BooosH(!),

the main friends of Dick’s grandmother(!),

the main friends of odd Bin Ladoons family(!)

the  main Holy Halliburton’s joint owners(!!);

  …………….

How to start an “International Charity”,by your mother’s teeth??!!!

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To be an useful member of an  “International Charity”,  you should know a lot of things about bullets and teeth!

I try to descrribe the prescription in brief:

first ask your daddy to help your enemy to put  a large number of beautiful bullets  into the the bodies of your buddies as the inputs of your friends,

then ask your mom to pull out the bullets-one by one- by her beautiful teeth!

How to sue H.S. by the Found Gamet of Almighty??!!!

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A “gamet” of Almighty is being found!

The legal “Blessed Lunatic Wiseman’s  Laboratory” is doing a few researches  on missing gamets,to sue Holy Spirit in the day of Judgement!!

  I am needy to know if the Holy Spirit made Virgin Mary to be married in teen ages by force?!

(as an illegal marriage,a rape!? just like what somebodies are attributing it to a man by the name of Mohammed ,reading a few “fabricated quotations in Bukhari”?fabricated by a zealous wife, to feign that she had been the most beautiful lovely nice beloved wife for him!!?),

or no,maybe,Mary was married to the Main Origin Of All Mighty, without being under force!

Any way, if it was just a Miracolous Parthenogenesis ,no more,

 well,leave the gamet!! just read this:

 “…blesseds are the peacemakers,for they shall be called the *children* of God…”(Matthew/5/…1-10…!)

As you may notice,I am Blessed(known as “Lunatic Wiseman” too),

 My friends are used to call me, the next  “Nonmiracolous Child Of God”,

  the Cousin Of  Miracolous Lord,

  the Son In Law  Of Almighty’s Wife(!!).

anyway;

 I am ready to be worshipped by you!dear delicious worshippers!  

Send your requests please, as soon as possible!!

I am sorry for the people who were waiting for daughters of God,

 I am just a male!!,

  send your requests to somewhere else please ,to find another peacemaker,

 (this time a female) to be worshipped by you,

as the female cousin of me,a  female child of God!!

How to praise “Barabas” as the true Saviour of US??!!!

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How would it be then,if 51 percent of people  voted  that there was  no authority for majority to rule on  minority!?

then,Jesus would not be sentenced to save US I think!!!

So viva Barabas,

who is the true saviour of us,

who helped Caiapha to sentence the Lord by the vote of majority,

to be a good  footstep towards the Democrats/Republicans!!

 or to stablish  the delicious  Christian Zionism,

or the delicious Zionism Christianity!!!

How to find a Ladder to be saved against Loving Gravity??!!

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One of my friends is an engineer who is used to call the relationship between two spheres the gravity,

the other friend of mine is a poet,who calls the gravity a kind of love!!

I am neither a poet  nor an engineer,

though there is a painful love which is persuading me  not to fall by gravity!!

Oh!The United Multiple!

Oh!The Multiple Unity!

give me your  Ladder please to save myself ,

to be Saved against Falling on Earth by The Hated Loving  Gravity!!

How to use “Sharon Stone” to stone “Rolling Stones”??!!

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If Mr,G’s wife is so rude to have a  ceremony with the downer parts of Mr.B,in a manner at least four ones can describe her holes in detailes(!!),there will be another rude  too to sentence her to be stoned as the disloyal educated wife of Mr.G!

The stoner is Mr.J!an amusing professor of Law,

of course not Blessed Lunatic Wiseman,

but,

an educated civilized modernized Ox(!),who is trying sometimes to defend the rights of a postmodernized Cow!!

But he himself told me last summer,

drizzling  tears as the particular particles of ice in the middle of  a cold winter:

“If four witnesses can describe her holes(!)

,tell me please,

am I poking my nose into her bedroom,or her bedroom is poking his naked body into my eyes,even my nose!??”

As I know Mr.B is not married,he should be exiled to somewhere,avoiding an accident!For Mr.B is a little zealous ,a pilot too;he is ashamed ,gazing his eyes on or at his toes meeting Mr.B everyday;

a plane crash may occur,a car accident can be the result as well.

Mr.M is a moderate lawyer,he is against exiling people to South Pole.Gentlemen Penguens are there,he is giong to exile Mr.B instead,to the upper part of South Pole,a place near Tropics,where there is no any polite frogged gentleman Penguin!!!

But I guess the best way for  moral societies,is exiling Mr.B to the North Pole!There is no penguin in North Pole,though,the climate is a little cold ,Mr.B will be supposed to be made to cover his horrible long pole!!

Mr.B is not married,he will be sentenced to be lashed 100 times, not to be stoned!

Of course somebody said speaking for Nobody,B is a rapist too, of course on the wife of Mr.D,not  the wife of Mr.G,

“he should be murdered by a big loop, if witnesses be found”, Nobody told me!

(I will speak about dear Nobody,in my other papers, you will be familiar with!).

Ha!
Lady Z,gave me an advice right now!

“I suppose Mr.G’s wife must be stoned to learn not to be disroyal,playing most of her life as a full naked model in Rolling Stones!!”

But you!Blessed Lunatic Wiseman!Be careful!Find three other accurate witnesses who can describe Mr G’s wife’s holes as a whole,if no you too,you will be sentenced to be lashed 80 times, to learn not to do what Play Boy and Rolling Stones do!”

But I myself,already know!!

Spreading the news or pics or movies of sexual organs,is a kind of walking upside down, on your brain!

Your face will be then as a deserted ploughed deep valley(!),between two terrible hills(!)

a horrible face, as I see!!

How to refuse “hijab” as the shaved servants of the bearded Son Of God??!!

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 If hijab is  just an useful instrument(!) , used by Muslim women to be oppressed by a few ugly hairy bearded Muslim men,like Bin Laden(!!),

 so why,

 Holy handsome Son Of God was used to use a nice beard?

 perhaps to frighten or oppress his  beautiful Mom who was used to cover her hair!!!

 but,

I can not ask Mom or Wife Of Almighty(The Main Origin Of All Mighty?!)!!

 I think Incorrupt Body Of Beautiful Meek Miracolous Saint Bernadette ,is the one who can deliver a better answer,

 for these are the holy sacrosanct nuns and saints,who are making themselves the covered holy females,

maybe to be distinguished from a group of monks, bishops,priests and Pops,  who are usualy used to use  electric shavers, to be full shaved,instead of using veils!!

How to be Lucky Slaves,educated nude armed enough!!??

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Modernity is a good way to make the slave be educated enough, a kind of paids!

Viva the slavery of postmodernized masters,

who are making most of us, lucky educated laughing  slaves!

Postmodernized  lucky slaves are educated enough,staying most of the time at lucky maker schools,

to be educated enough,

to be lucky slaves!!

Down with(!) the  religious ancient masters who were used to use poor slaves,

to be just a kind of  Holy Indemnity instead of being Wholy Saved Conserveds!!

Viva master managers who are going to save the slavery of slaves,

to teach  them at universities and schools how to obey ,

how to stay after maturity,

in lucky maker offices and factories ,

where they will be paid slaves,

paid by dear masters, 

 as a sample,Mensiuer Mr.Bill Gates !!!

Postmodenized slaves are lucky enough,working in movies as the paid actresses,

specialy Nicole Kidman and dear Demi Moore,the beautiful nice sexy paranoid pornstars,who are from the generation of saved conservative conserved lucky slaves!!!

they are  amusing lovely monkey moneymaker slaves,

 who are used to be ploughed and tilled by the sticks of dear actors(!)

sleeping with,loving ,kissing, emberacing  anybody who is introduced ,by dear Master Director!

So,viva Master Directors, the  proud masters of  all lucky slaves,

 the glorious gracious mon(k?)ey makers!!

and,viva  dear sportsmen and sportswomen ,

the postmodernized educated braves and bravesses(!),

 lucky slaves, whose teams are being paid, transfering them,to the team of luckier saved conserveds!!!

A group of slaves are going to be civilized ,working as US marines!

They are used to learn how to make others to know how to be lucky educated civilzed postmodernized slaves,

burning their homes,raping thier wives,licking(!!) their daughters,

though a group of them are looking like Bin Laden,smart enough to be themselves hired hiring master saveds!!!!

Unshaved nonrecognized(!) this time,Dear Mr.Cheney’s oily slaves!!

A group of political lesbians and gays!!

oily enough to be the partners of Mary Cheney(the lucky lesbian daughter of master Cheney!),

to hire Bin Laden’s family as the main Halliburton Joint owners!!

Down with the ancient uncivilized masters,the Messengers(!),

Viva postmodernized masters who are not restricting the slavery of lucky slaves to the war time,

War or Peace,to be or not to be(!),

they do their holy jobs,as the lucky masters of  postmodernized lucky slaves!!!

Even by changing the peace to the war,

to make more poor frees,lucky slaves!!

How to make “The United States”,the next state of “Iran”, or a”Turkish Afghanistan”!!??

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There was no border on the map when I was looking at the Earth from Outer Space!!

But I am sure we can make United States the next state of Iran or Afghanistan!!!

My method in brief:

“Rumi” is the most famous poet  whose poems are derived from the spiritual teachings of Muhammed(Mohammed,Mohammad,….!!!),

as a guide to the Mysticism and Transcendental Philosophy,

not as a way to the modern delicious science and useful postmodernized technology!!!!

Rumi came from Afghanistan,

his poems are being recited in Iran,

his tomb is located in Turkey as a holy shrine,

most of his lovers nowadays are Americans who are living in U.S.,

where the enemies of it are being talented in Afghanistan,

besides of the hatred and anger of the  people who are suffering by Americans who are constantly threating Iran ,

avoiding to make postmodernized Turkey a modern Secular Afghanistan!!!

How to make a fish to sit on your retina??!!

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If you can see the gold fish swimming in my jar,it is for the photons are constantly departed as particles or radiated as waves,reaching your beautiful,meek,curious retina!

If a Photo is the Photons picked up by a camera,

how many bodies are there for my fish!?

who is still in jar,

in a constant journey too,passing the glass to choose a seat for sitting on yours or camera’s retina!!!!

I guess if a fish can pass the glass towards your retina,Mr.2. p.m.  can pass Mr.3 a.m.!!

are they blind!!??

Ask Nobody to tell you who has ,who doesn’t have retina!!!

How to write a criminal story in a religious format??!!

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 Fatwa is a criminal story  written in a religious format!

Blasphemy  is a religious story written in a criminal format!

Writers are seeking the directors to find the cast!

How to be a Siphon in the shape of a Clarion!!??

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 “M” is created as a Trumpet to be Blown,in the Concert Of Life ,

besides of too many “J”s and “C”s, I mean,Juzzes and Clarions!

 There is a Siphon too,assigned to be Blown in Lavatories and Bathrooms!!

but ,unfortunately, it is a little rude, abusing it’s Free Will,

it’s Wheals make it to suppose itself  as a Clarion!

 The Terrible Noises you sometimes hear in the Concert Of Life,are not the voices of Trumpets or the Clarions,

The Original Bace Of All Mighty is blowing properly ,

but, there is just a “Siphon”,what  is abusing it’s free will,

 people are not aware,they usualy call a simple Siphon, the Evil!!!

But Evil is just the Edge ,the Shadow,not Light;

 what I am talking about is  just a note(not falsh of course!!)  blown through a selfish” Will Abuser Siphon”, one ,what is narcissistic(!) , so leaving it’s post, coming towards the Concert,it considers itself as a  Clarion!!

Caution Please! Oh!Dear Trumpets,Juzzes and Clarions!! Life is beautiful enough,but,don’t forget:

 A falsh Note,can change the voice of a Trumpet,a Juzz or a Clarion,to the noise of a selfish Untalented Siphon!!! Be, just what you are realy for,  leave being a Siphon to the Selfish,but Necessary Siphon!!

Ask Almighty not to use the Note ,Written For A Siphon ,

to make Mockery to A Selfish Trumpet or to a Selfish Juzz or Clarion!!!

How to make mystics to walk on their brains!!??

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The main difference between a Real Mystic and one who is affected by drugs:

The first one is painting what is being inspired to his frontal lobe,the second is watching what his partial lobe paints!

Viva occipital lobe,which is serving both!

I know a third one too,an artificial mystic!!

a sexy drinking eating too much ,who is walking on his brain;

the resonance of his lobes,is dancing between his navel to her toes!!

How to make Satires to be Saved against Insults!!??

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When I am talking,a group of words are constantly created, constantly perished!

 Am I my words?Yes!!

 How about my words?Can they show me?! No,of course!!My mind is hidden still ,behind the words of satires!!

My words differ! My satires are not as the same as my insults,my insults are a little rude,they can’t  show me as my serious words show, they are just a portion of my mind,transfigured as what you are hearing  them right now, a group of beautiful/ugly  insults!!!

 Suppose a group of my insults,decided to describe me!They would describe me as a big powerful insult!!!

Or no!They would say,the words are just insults,poems are a group of genius words,evolved a little(!) to be serious , but failed in being chosen by grammatical orders(!),they are in a way,being romantic tragic satires!!!

My chance!A group of my satires are going to worship one of my poems,to be saved against insults!

 I am going to show my request to Almighty right now,to be shown my insults are not seculars or infidels,they can be prayers too,not just religious insults!!

Oh Almighty!Are you really The Main Source Of All Mighty!!??

 If so,please continue caring me,

if no,I will do what a group of your satires do!

I will start worshipping  J.C.,one of your Beautiful Wonderful Miraculous Poems,to be saved against Insults,or no,I will be myself a good Fabricated Hearsay,what S.P. was belonging to,to be saved against your Satires!!!  

Oh,Almighty!I prefer to be one of your Joking Serious Words, not just Serious Rigids!,A……,

 save me please to not to be just a Nonsense Word,not just a Satire,not an Insult!!

How to use “is” to define “am”??!!

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We are used to define everything by is (am too,are,was, were as well)!

What is “is” itself?

If”was” is “was” today,it was “is” yesterday!

How about the is of tomorrow?!

What is the link between the “is  of  yesterday”,to the” is  of  two  days  after  today”!!??

How to make minus “Infinite” inhibited towards the plus “Ones”!!??

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…,_(one), _(one one), _(one one one),zero,+(one),+(one one),(one one one),…

Which one is more perfect?

minus infinite or plus infinite?!

I think Zero,is the main mystery of this chain,to it everyone is inhibited!!